Questions for Jesus

The kids and I have been talking about questions they'd like answered when they get to heaven.

1. Jesus, is your birthday really December 25th?

2. God, is Ellie's birthday really June 19th?

3. Why couldn't vegetables taste like chocolate and chocolate taste like vegetables? Then we wouldn't get in trouble for not eating our veggies! And we wouldn't want so much dessert.

4. Why couldn't the football team we cheer for (first the Cleveland Browns and then the Carolina Panthers) ever figure out how to win? (Not me... Ben)

5. Why black widows? They are the most terrifying creature on the planet!

What else should we ask when we get to heaven? Will we even care once we get there? :)