Fire Ants

Real name: Red Imported Fire Ants. Who thought it was a good idea to import these things? They are AWFUL!!! Imports are supposed to be exotic and special - or at least interesting (BMWs, belgian - from Belgium - chocolate, real silk).

Back to the ants. I stepped in a mound today, planted my foot smack dab in the middle of the mound. Little critters instantly covered my foot (wearing shoes, but cute girlie shoes with lots of exposed foot). OUCH. I had nine bites in about 5 seconds. Did I say they are AWFUL?

If you have battled these atrocious pests, please tell me what works. This is one import I will gladly live without. Thanks!